SERBA SERBI MURID BARU


Perkenalan dengan murid siswa baru…

? MURID BARU ?

Ibu Guru : “Kamu anak baru?”

Murid Baru : “Nggih.. eh, iya Bu..”

Guru : “Pindahan dari mana nak?”

Murid : “mbantul Buu..”

Guru : “Namamu siapa?”

Murid : “Demitri Saklitunov”

Guru : Hmmm keren (gumun) “Kamu lahir di Rusia?”

Murid : “mBoten, kelahiran Sewon… mBantul..”

Guru : “Bapakmu seorang Dubes?”

Murid : “Bukan Bu, tukang ojek..”

Guru : “Ibumu kerjane apa?”

Murid : “Jual jamu gendong..”

Guru : “Siapa nama bapakmu?”

Murid : “Triyono..”

Guru : “Ibumu?”

Murid : “Sademi..”

Guru : “Namamu kok kaya orang Eropa??”

Murid : “Itu singkatan Bu, saDEMI dan TRIyono, Jadi Demitri…”

Guru : “Ooowwh… lha Saklitunov?”

Murid : “Saya lahir SAbtu KLIwon TUjuh NOVember…”

Guru : “Terus panggilanmu???”

Murid : “Demit Bu….”????

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